o shit waddup · Self-hosted · Solana
DATBOI — wireframe frog on a unicycle (tap → pump.fun)

DATBOI

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o shit waddup — the unicycle-frog vault that rolls in on your own machine, your wallet, your keys, and is honest about its own edge.

Scroll to watch a trade move through the machine: discovery, scoring, admission, execution, exit — and the evidence loop that decides whether any of it actually works.

⬇ Get it on GitHub See how it thinks
⚠ Experimental research software. It trades real money on highly volatile memecoins and can lose all of it. Not financial advice.
◉  The live view
PREVIEW · representative, not a live feed

The cockpit you
actually run

This is the real DATBOI terminal: your vault at the center, every open ride orbiting it, the trades it's made, and the rugs it researched and walked away from — all on your own machine. Here's what a session in motion looks like.

LIVE STATE
O SHIT WADDUP
🐸 riding MOODENG +47% · +4 more
VAULT
◎1.63
BE1M…BvLB
SINCE DAY 0
−0.06◎
honest · wins & losses
PROOF WINDOW
5.2/10
4.8 days left
LAST TRADE
12m ago
SLERF +0.011◎

◉ LIVE POSITIONS

MOODENG+47%
◎0.041 in · pk +51% · $88k liq
📣 whale🌐 site🚀 runnerhigh
WIF+24%
◎0.038 in · pk +29% · $61k liq
🟡 dossier📣 whalehigh
BONK−3%
◎0.033 in · pk +6% · $120k liq
🌐 sitemid

◆ VAULT CORE · 5 RIDING

↻ PAST TRADES · NET −0.004◎

🔭 LIVE · scanning the tape — just rejected (protecting capital): WEN ✕ liq $1.5k<$25k · MLG ✕ m5 0<10
▲ SLERF pk31%+29%+0.0118m
▲ MEW+6%+0.00221m
▼ HOBBES−12%−0.00440m
▲ GIGA pk18%+14%+0.0051h
▼ RETARDIO−22%−0.0181h
▲ MICHI+4%+0.0012h
▲ BODEN pk9%+7%+0.0022h
▼ ZACK−8%−0.0033h
◆ DEEP DIVE STARSHIT: ● avoid (88%) — low-effort 'Starship' parody, no original angle… ◆ DEEP DIVE AntiFlock: ● normal (64%) — a 36-min-old pump.fun token, thin but clean…
up down numbers shown are a representative preview — run it for your own real, honest dashboard
📥 Start your own boi
01 · What it is

A whole trading desk,
on your own machine

DATBOI is a self-contained autonomous trading system for Solana memecoins. A discovery sidecar feeds dat boi; he scores, trades, and audits himself — and everything rolls locally on your machine. Nothing leaves your box. o shit waddup.

0boi — your wallet, your keys, your machine
0candidate data sources, polled by one shared sidecar
0%self-hosted — your keys never touch anyone's server
0rule: never size up an unproven edge
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A live ops room at localhost:8080

Bot status, balances, open positions, and a ledger where every close carries the reason it happened.

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Evidence-gated, not hype-driven

It logs the forward return of everything it scores and refuses to size up until an edge proves itself on real, fee-inclusive results.

edge evidence  n=12 / 30
ev-sizing  ⛔ LOCKED  until proven
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One autonomous boi

One frog on a unicycle that discovers, scores, sizes, and exits on his own — your wallet, your keys, no babysitting. here come dat boi.

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Never starved for data

Candidates stream in from four sources through one shared sidecar.

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Operated by your Claude

Ships with a CLAUDE.md operating manual, so Claude Code can set it up, run it, and reason about it with you — safely, read-only first.

02 · The loop

Watch a trade move
through the machine

Six stages, each one auditable. The panel below is a simulation of what the real dashboard shows you — scroll through the pipeline.

vault://pipeline/01-discover SIM
// one sidecar polls, dat boi listens
⇣ gecko_terminal   poll ok · 41 pairs
⇣ dexscreener      poll ok · 28 pairs
⇣ bonding_curve    poll ok · 12 mints
⇣ bitquery (opt)   stream · live
▸ snapshot → dat boi
fresh candidates, deduped, score-prepped
candidate 7gXk…q2Lp · age 3m
liq depth
33
momentum
21
vol accel
9
holders
8
score 71 / 100
forward return will be logged either way
✗ 3hTm…88Lq  score 41  skip · below floor
✗ Vx2p…Mn0r  liq $2.1k  skip · too shallow
✗ 9aQw…pump  flow −    skip · dead pool
✗ Kd4f…77Aa  auth ✱   skip · rug pattern
✓ 7gXk…q2Lp · ADMIT
most of the tape is rejected — by design
wallet balance     ◎ 2.4137
size (from wallet)  ◎ 0.1207 · 5.0%
route             Jupiter · 2 hops
slippage guard     1.8% max
✓ fill confirmed on-chain
no leverage · no margin · nothing hidden
peak +31.2% · trail armed −18% from peak
trail hit → CLOSE +18.4%
ledger: reason=trail · fees included · auditable
forward returns   logged · every scored token
objective         realized, fee-inclusive
edge evidence     n=12 / 30
gate
40%
ev-sizing         ⛔ LOCKED
kill_criterion: monitoring — an edge can be
declared disproven and disarmed again
01 / DISCOVER

The sidecar watches the firehose

A single shared discovery process polls GeckoTerminal, DexScreener, the bonding-curve flow — plus an optional real-time Bitquery stream — and publishes one clean snapshot of fresh candidates to dat boi. One poller, no rate-limit pile-ups, no babysitting.

02 / SCORE

Every candidate gets a number

Dat boi scores every candidate across dimensions — liquidity depth, momentum, volume acceleration, holder shape. And the score isn't a vibe: the forward return of every scored token is logged, so the system can later check whether its own scoring predicted anything at all.

03 / ADMIT

Most tokens are rejected

Admission gates filter the tape hard — too shallow, too stale, dead pool, rug pattern, quarantined. The bot is selective by design, and the SCOUT view shows you every skip with its reason. Nothing is hidden behind a win reel.

04 / EXECUTE

Sized from the live wallet

An admitted candidate is sized from the SOL actually in that bot's wallet — small balance, small trades — and executed through Jupiter routing with slippage guards. No leverage, no margin, no pooled funds. Your wallet is the whole story.

05 / EXIT

Every close has a reason

Stops, trailing exits, take-profit bands, rug-and-drain guards, dead-pool exits. The ledger records why each position closed — so you can audit every decision after the fact, including the ones that lost.

06 / LEARN

The honest part

Realized, fee-inclusive results feed a learning loop. Rules that prove out get promoted. Sizing stays locked until an edge clears a pre-registered bar — and a kill-criterion can declare an edge disproven and disarm it again. The system would rather stay small than fool itself.

03 · The truth

Most bots show you wins.
DATBOI shows you skips.

The most valuable thing in this codebase isn't a strategy — it's the discipline around it. Every claim the system makes about itself is checkable from your own ledger.

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Forward-return loggingEverything scored gets its outcome recorded — including the tokens it didn't buy.
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Fee-inclusive accountingEdges are judged on realized proceeds after fees and slippage — not on quotes.
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A pre-registered kill criterionThe bar for "this edge is real" is written down before the data comes in. No goalpost moving.
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The one ruleSizing is armed only by the gates. Never by hand. Never by hype.
vault://scout — live skip reasons SIM
⧗  Frog cam

Watch dat boi roll —
live & honest.

Most projects show you a chart. We show you the bot's actual scoreboard — the proof-window clock, the real vault, and its honest log: wins, faceplants, and the rugs it researched and walked away from.

DAY -- / 10
-- days left on the clock
THE VAULT
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vault://frogcam — honest logsnapshot

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📥 Start your own boi not a fund · no promised returns · can lose it all · DYOR
04 · Start your own boi

Here come dat boi —
clone to dashboard in minutes

Three commands and one free API key. The dashboard walks you through the rest — or just ask your Claude to do it.

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git clone https://github.com/Onasidequestt/datpipboi && cd datpipboi
Grab the code.
2
python3 -m venv .venv && source .venv/bin/activate && pip install -r requirements.txt
Set up Python (3.9+) and install six dependencies.
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./run.sh
Opens the dashboard at localhost:8080. Paste your free Helius key on the setup page, hit Activate — dat boi generates a fresh wallet, shows you the address to fund, and starts rollin.

Prefer not to touch a terminal? Open the repo in Claude Code and say "set this up for me." The bundled guide gives it everything it needs.

05 · The community token

$DATBOI — the flag, not a fund

$DATBOI is the community token for DATBOI — an open, transparent trading-research project. It is not a fund, not a managed account, and not a promise of returns. You always run your own bot on your own keys.

DATBOI

community & brand supports open development a seat in the community

Hold $DATBOI to back the project and join the community around self-sovereign, honest, open-source trading. Value comes from what the community builds and adopts — never from a return we could promise you (we can't, and we won't).

Contract: 59E8gLC4Zuh1zdfiTsoV7zMgoMBtHcnyGkfb58s4pump
⚠ There is only ONE official $DATBOI. The contract above is the only real one — always verify it before you buy (check it matches on the official pump.fun page). We will never DM you first, run a "presale", or ask you to send SOL anywhere. Anyone doing that is a scam.
View on Pump.fun Read the code
Not financial advice. DATBOI is an experimental, open-source research project. The software trades real cryptocurrency on extremely volatile markets and can lose 100% of what you put in. The token is a community/utility token, not a security, not an investment contract, and carries no claim on any profits or assets. Nothing here is a solicitation or a promise of returns. Do your own research. You are solely responsible for your funds and decisions.
06 · Built to be operated

"The codebase was written to be read, run, and operated conversationally."

Point Claude Code at the repo and it can explain any part, walk you through setup, restart the bot, read the dashboard, run the read-only analysis tools, and help you reason about what's working — guided by the operating manual that ships in the repo.